Julius Caesar walks into a bar and orders a Martinus. The bartender asks, "Don’t you mean Martini?"

Julius Caesar says, “No, I only want one.”

A Roman walks into a bar and orders a martinus,the bartender says "Don’t you mean a Martini?"the Roman then says "Look,if I want a double I’ll ask for one.

Dog walks into a bar… & Sez to bartender. I’m looking for the man who shot my paw…

Poipole walks into a bar and says “poipoipoipoi” The bartender says “ sorry but in order to get takeout you have to know how to speak a foreign language” Poipole says “Pika!”