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What’s white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe. Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family. |
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Ur momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her bc they thought they missed the bus.
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Knock knock? who’s there? Not sally she doesn’t have and arms Why did sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus
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Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.
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I want to die in my sleep, like grandpa did, not screaming and crying like the people on the bus he drove.