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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe… Breathe…
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What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
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Why are Chinese so good at jay-walking? Cause they can’t tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.
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What’s green and smells like bacon?
Kermit’s finger.
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What fruit is square and green? a lemon in disguise