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My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. It just made her more upset. She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”
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My girlfriend treats me like God. – She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.
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A lot of things have changed since I got my girlfriend pregnant.
My name, my address and my phone number.
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I’ve been looking for my ex girlfriend’s killer for the past two years. But no one would do it.
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I brought my girlfriend home and introduced her to my family. My kids liked her, but my wife seemed upset