I will always remember my grandpa’s last words: Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!
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I went to visit my friends sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him he kept repeating “Ni caizhe wo de yangqi guan”

Suddenly right in front of me, he passed. Later that night I translated his last words, and they were “You’re standing on my oxygen tube”

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”

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I’ll never forget my grandma’s last words, “What are you doing in here with that hammer?”

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I’ll never forget my brother’s last words: “Why is there a revolver in your hand?”

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