What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?
Father les.
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Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?

To tie his kangaroo down sport

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What do you call a reverse exorsism. It’s where a demon pulls a priest out of a child

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There are Three Sons Journey Korean and Little Joe. They were trapped on a floating island and a priest gave them each one wish the first son wished to go back to the ground. The Second Son wished to go back to the ground. The third son was lonely and wished for his two brothers to come back to the floating island.

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When a Muslim dies he gets 72 virgins. It’s the same thing with priests except the virgins are children.

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