Why did the brother cross the road? Because The Sister Farted.
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One day my mom told me to take out the trash and I did. The next day mom asked me where is your sister and I said a garbage truck took her. Mom started running to try and get the truck before it left

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The Coach of the Detroit Lions had put together the perfect football team. But then his quarterback got blindsided and was out for the season with a knee injury.

Then his backup went down with a concussion. He tried the trading route, free agents, but nobody any good was available.

One evening while watching the news from Iraq, he saw a young Iraqi

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Boy: why is my sister named Rose Dad: someone threw a rose out of a car and it hit her in the head Boy: okay Dad Dad: No problem Brick

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