I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
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My mom told me that she got a new job & I don’t have to leave the house. Then my mom told all my customers are the men that live in our neighborhood Then I ask what is your job call. My mom said job hand, then I said job and or is hand job. My mom said yeah that it. My mom said I; m good at my job that why all the males are always knocking at the door.

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What’s the difference between a job and a wife

The job keeps sucking after 5 years

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A surgeon loses his job as he botched a surgery

Boss: “we have to let you go.”

Surgeon: “I protest innocence.”

Boss: “how?”

Surgeon: “I thought to do your job and saving people’s lives were two different things.

Boss: “get out”

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My sister told me she like Medusa. I said h. My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy facial expression and when the look down they do nothing, but stay still.

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