Why are Chinese so good at jay-walking? Cause they can’t tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.
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I could be red I could be orange I could be yellow I could be green, I could be blue I could be purple but I would be dead

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What has ten children crying, naked and screaming for their parents

My big green pedo machine

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What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three zebras fighting over a pickle.

Roses are red Grass is green I think of you sucking my peen

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What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.

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