I could be red I could be orange I could be yellow I could be green, I could be blue I could be purple but I would be dead

What has ten children crying, naked and screaming for their parents

My big green pedo machine

What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three zebras fighting over a pickle.

Roses are red Grass is green I think of you sucking my peen

What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.