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Son: Dad am I adopted? Father: What? No! Out of all the kids in the adoption center do you really think I would pick u?
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Orphan boy:Your dad is probably dissapointed of you i mean look at you Me: well at least my parents kept me wheres yours
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Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van?
Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
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Dad: "if they jumped off a bridge would you?" Tommy: “yes, cuz there would be a body pile to break my fall!”