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Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
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An atom loses an electron… It says, “Man, I really gotta keep an ion them.”
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Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says, “I can’t believe I blew forty bucks in there.”
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What did the guy exclaim after inventing the shovel?
It is ground breaking!
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Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve