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Why did the man get fired from work cause he took 2 days off in febuary
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Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail?
A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
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What’s the difference between a Cop and a bullet? When a bullet kills someone it gets fired.
I usually dont make 9/11 jokes. But they just are fire.
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What do you call an emo kid playing with fire? Forgot to clean little piece of dust.