What do you call a green camel.
My parents left me.
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Why did the camle cross the road

Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass

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What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick. What’s invisible and bad for you to breath? Mustard gas. What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste

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My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn’t ketchup. So we switched to cheese burgers, but I still couldn’t mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through. So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn’t seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn’t digest the stress I guess:D

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Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road?

Because they will get turned into a pancake even more

Its not funny i know

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