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Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?
A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway. |
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What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
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Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.”
What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
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A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
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My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh