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Hoow on god’s green earth does my boyfriend have a phone? JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU’LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.
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What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens?
Lettuce eat brussels!
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So there were kids in the bus and half of them were white and the other half was black, all the kids wanted to sit at the back so the bus driver said to all the kids stop fighting from now on everyone is now green, so the bus driver said to all the kids dark green go to the front and light green at the back.
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What’s green, red and spins at 4000rpm?
A frog in a blender
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What’s green and smells of bacon???
KERMITS FINGERS??
Why is a cabage green? Because its in Greenland