What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?
Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
Roses are red Grass is green I think of you sucking my peen
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What’s red and sits in the corner? A baby chewing on a razor blade.

What’s green and sits in the corner? Same baby, one week later.

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I could be red I could be orange I could be yellow I could be green, I could be blue I could be purple but I would be dead

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What has ten children crying, naked and screaming for their parents

My big green pedo machine

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