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2 nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted!
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2 nuts were chasing each other. One said to the other “I’m-a cashew!”
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You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning? It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
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They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the f@ck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds
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Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 year old wiener