Why do Pirates say “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!”? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: “The canons be ready Captain!” “Are” says the Captain (correcting their grammar) “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!” they all exclaimed!!
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What sea creature can add up? A octoplus
Why was the kids report card all wet?
Because it was below “sea” level
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The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”
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