Two Trojan warriors were patrolling the streets of Troy at night. It was finally time for their duties to be relived. When they went back to their houses, one Trojan fell in a puddle. Nitrogen! The other called. And the other responded coldly, “Good nigh-“
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Why is it always cold in the hospital?

To keep the vegetables fresh.

Why was it cold in Stephen hawkings house?

Because he had a new window open…

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What did the iceberg say to the firefighter? Come close and i’ll knock you out cold

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What can u catch but not throw? …... … … … … ….. … … … … Ook. a cold!

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