What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife?
The first is easier to bury.
What’s the difference?

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What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis?

I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them

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You wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”

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What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil?

One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…

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Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute?

The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do

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