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I was raised a Catholic and my priest told me when I was 12, “God is watching you when you masturbate”.
I said, “Is God a pedophile too, Father?” |
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A d v e r t i s e m e n t:
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What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor
The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
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Why is that kid walking like that? , Oh, he’s an alter boy
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Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT GET OUT!" Priest: "Ok, what about the children?“ Father:“f@ck THE CHILDREN" Preist:” Do you think we’ll have time?”
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What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile?
One is Catholic