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What’s green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels
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What is Green and red and goes round and round? A frog in a blender (this next one is pretty bad, and I don’t mean it, so don’t get offended) What’s the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? One can support an average family
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I found alien in my backyard I put him to work. He went to farm never seen him again moments later he is on daily planet acting as reporter a green rock smashed my house. I called him back he passed out.
I remarked you lazy
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What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?
Kermit in a car crash.
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They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.