Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she’s cold? – Because it’s 90 degrees.
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A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in Texas. The banks offered a reward for his capture, dead or alive, but offered a much larger award for the recovery of the stolen funds. An enterprising Texas Ranger decided to track him down. After a long and difficult search, he traced the bandit to

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How do you stay warm in a cold room?

You go to the corners. It’s always 90 degrees

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