A drunk walks into a bar and sees a beautiful woman at the other end of the bar and says “Bartender, I want to buy that douche bag a drink”. The bartender says “You can’t talk like that! This is a respectable establishment, I’m going to throw you out!”. The drunk says “Okay, I’m sorry. I’d like to buy the lady a drink”. The bartender goes to where the woman is sitting and says “The, ah, gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you a drink, what will it be?”. She says “Vinegar and water”

A drunk guy runs into a bar… he bangs his head and falls down, why? Because he is in a prison cell.

Two lions plan their escape from the circus. the night they get out of their cages they see a lone clown stumbling back from town, drunk, not a soul in sight. Since they are going on the run, they decide to catch one last meal before they hit the road. as one lion gets a bite of leg the second takes a piece of shoulder. Then one stops and asks his companion: Does this taste funny to you?

A Drunk Guy Asked His Penis:?Tell Me, How Can You Get Shorter And Longer And I Can’t??

?Why Don’t You Speak To Me??

?Stop Getting Shorter And Longer Or I Will Choke You?

?Oh Yeah I Like It (?°???°)?

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