A blonde crashes a airplane Officer: could you please explain to me what happened? Woman: It got so cold in the plane I turned the fan off. Officer: face palms self Also officer: Here’s you sign
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If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There usually 90^!

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Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don’t know why they’re saying it’s fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That’s not funny! It is% 9000,000 NO!!!

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Q.Why do Skeletons hate the cold A. It sends chills up there spine

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Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him

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