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Did you hear about the dyslexic wanna-be bank robber? He walked in and yelled "HANDS UP, THIS IS A MOTHER STICKING F##K UP! The lucky idiot got away because nobody could stop laughing!
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I don’t get why people don’t like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that’s the other hole.
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I despise lumberjacks. They are always barking up the wrong tree, all bark and no bite. They just need to leaf people a lone or stick with something nicer
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What does five dicks sticking out of the glory holes and five udders both have in common? they are ready for milking