A mom cows last words were to the mom cows son they were you are then died the son though that he was adopted but then 3 years later the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say you were adorable then she died once more then 2 years later she rose from the dead for the last time to say to her son and that’s why we adopted you.
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I remember my grandfathers last words:

Are you holding the ladder

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I’ll always remember my father’s last words: I’m gonna sleep for a little.

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