What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What’s the difference?

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People are like potatoes.

We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.

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What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs

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What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.

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