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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter, he won’t come anyway.
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After a surgery, a man claimed he couldn’t feel his legs, i replied “OF COURSE NOT, I AMPUTATED YOUR f@ckING ARMS!”
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What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?
LEAN BEEF!
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“Yes sir?”
“Do you have frog’s legs?”
“Why yes”
“Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!”