Friend #1: “Yo guys, what’s the most unfair game you’ve ever played? For me it’s Fortnite.”

Friend #2: “I’d have to say Monopoly.”

Me: “The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it’s a one-way game.”

Friend #2: “Uhh…that’s not exactly what he meant…”

Friend #1: calls the suicide hotline

Why was I stress eating on the train track?

To wait to get hit.

My mom told me its not healthy to stay in my room all day…but the only places I’m allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.

Lets make a joke on how depressing monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.