You’re so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller

What’s the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.

What was one cool thing about hitler

He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun

This is a inside jokes for my friend Caiden…

HEY WHERE’D YOU GET THAT PAINT FROM? HA PAINT!!!

Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!