Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1,2, 3,3.1,95,98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7,8, 10.”
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Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians?

Because they can’t find the motherboard

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Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!

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The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.

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