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Why do people not play uno with Mexicans… because they are always stealing the green cards
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What’s green then red all over and goes 100mph?
A frog in a blender
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What’s green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? – A pool table.
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What’s red and in a corner? A baby with a razor blade What’s green and in a corner? The same baby three weeks later
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What is red, green, lies in a ditch and is covered in cookie crumbs?
…a girl scout that got hit by a car