Going to church, you don’t think, you are Christian. Sleeping with ten men, You don’t think, you are straight.

Pinocchio goes to the doctor for a checkup. When he gets there the doctor asks him “Do you have cancer?” Pinocchio replies, “That was very straight up, but, no I’m pretty sure I don’t have cancer.” After saying this, his nose grew.

To my best friend, my brother is like a spider. She chose to kill him straight away. That’s why she is my friend, after all!:D

Gays: I like men Straights: I like women Russia:Hole is hole