What did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.

Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod

Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!

What did the fish get on his math test?

A sea plus.