Ok now I’m not good at telling jokes but this 1 is not to bad 1 cunt said to anothrr cunt do you get cold at night f@ck no cunt the 1 st cunt said why I have a built in set of verticlal currains to keep the cold out cunt xx
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SOn:hey dad im cold can you give me a lift from work

Dad:Hi cold, Nice to meet you sorry i dont pick up strangers

Son:I hate you

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They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways.

Your forehead so big if you fell you would knock out your state cold

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Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late? His wife gave him the cold shoulder.

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