(Jokes for people with cancer) 1: I wish my cancer could kill me quicker so I don’t have to do this class anymore. 2: I’m dying, finally. 3: I’m sorry, I can’t go to your party because I’m expected to be dead by then. On a serious note, I might actually have cancer and I’m getting checks. I hope for the best:/.

These people who are offended by rape jokes don’t even understand humour, they think of humour as like a happy thing because humour makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering, if I take a joke like, how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb, none they just beat the room for being black, now that joke isn’t make light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racial discriminated against, it’s not making light of those, what it’s doing is it’s taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind and that is important, humour at its best takes the bad thing in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny

And before you go in the comments and say i agree with rape, I don’t, I hope everybody who rapes someone to have there dick cut of, my little sister got f@cking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me cause if I caught I would have f@cking killed him, so I don’t agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!

To whomever stole my anti-depression pills, I hope your happy now

Your’e moama is so funey looking that when the doctor called her he said never visit me againe I hope you dye

I entered 10 puns in a pun contest, hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.

A man puts in ten jokes into a joke contest. He hopes that at least one will. Sadly, no pun InTenDid.