Little Johnny was getting beaten up by two kids so I came and hellped
He won’t stand against the three of us!
Little Johnny

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So little Johnny comes home from school knowing damn well he messed up his math test, his mother and father gets home and he tells them " mom I failed my math test" his mother aggressively says “get the belt” Johnny says “why?” His mother says “im gonna spank you for failing” Johnny says “so just like daddy? ” His father turns red knowing what they did last night

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What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone

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Little Johnny said he wanted a coffee. SO his mom said he can have one. He got an esspresso not knowing depresso came with it.

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