Chuck Norris doesn’t turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries
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Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
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Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van?
Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
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I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions which made me cry.
Onions was a good dog.
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