Crucifixion — only one guy who nailed it… at least Jesus didn’t get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.
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What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

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Why do trees never call emo kids?

The emos always hang up on them.

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What does an apple and a lawyer have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

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