To All The Naruto Fans:
Sharingan is red rasengan are blue if you dare touch my daughter ill chidori you
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A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They’re appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.

Later, the girl’s mom says, “Dear, he doesn’t seem to be a very nice boy.”

“Oh, please, Mom!” says the daughter. “If he wasn’t nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?”

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Ya know I’m not to I to black girls, but Kobe’s daughter was smoking!!!

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White 40 year olds love little white kids and so does trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!

So I heard the CEO gave her daughter a really good spot in the company. Everyone is mad but I think it just goes to show that it pays to sleep with your boss.

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