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Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns
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Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver’s license!
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Why do Americans suck at chess… because they lost two towers
Me: I have lost it.
Random: Lost what?
Me: My will to live.
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I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
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A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, “her life.”