Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1,2, 3,3.1,95,98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7,8, 8.1,10.”
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My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
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It has no Windows
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Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
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Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus