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Question: What’s bald and is in a straight line?
Answer: The cancer ward How do you turn get a straight guy into you a gay guy well… For starts you grab that ass of his drag him into the bathroom and tell him to suck my long big pineapple and thus you have yourself one straight guy converted into dick suckin machine |
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Why does a straight guy act gay? cause he wants to feel wanted and wants to be bffs with the hotest girls
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One day i visited my friend in a hospital I remember when i spoke “You know, sometimes it’s reaching its peak and its lowest state, but i know you’ll always end like the others at calming and straight” Yes, i talked about heart monitor beside him
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You when you face the boss the first time::) you when dark souls boss music starts playing on the second phase::( you when you ask why do you hear boss music: ( you when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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