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Q:Why did the Koala Fall off the tree A:because it was dead Q:Why did the second Koala fall off the tree A:Because it was hit by the first Koala Q:Why did the third Koala fall off the tree A:Because it thought it was a game and joined in
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Did you hear about the baseball game between america and ethiopia? America — 8 Ethiopia — didn’t
What’s an orphans least favorite game.
Baseball because they can’t find home plate.
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What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common? You were bloody and battered but at least you’re dad came.
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What is Africa’s most famous sport?
The hunger games.
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A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for?300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays? 300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’