What did the rope and the tree say to the kid
Do you want to hang later
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Im jealous at me led lights. cause they r hanging from the celling ans im not.

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So I’m banging the f@ck out of this slutty chick, right? And I’m thinking to myself, “She’s PROBABLY got AIDS.” So I go and get myself tested and, lo-and-behold, I’m positive. This gets me thinking, “Where the f@ck does an eight year old get AIDS? !” “Who has my sister been hanging out with?!”

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Whats the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights

They are both going to be hanging from a tree

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Me, trying to interact with people: “Hey, are you a rope? Because I really wanna HANG with you”

Person I’m talking to: Pulling out phone to call suicide hotline “haha what”

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