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I’ve just started a new business making people breathe in large amounts of helium. They all speak very highly of it.
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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some marijuana. Jack got high and slapped her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes pulled down her dress and then they had some fun. Silly Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are… But I laugh more.
How can you tell if you have a high sperm count?
When your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.
A man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try? ” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.