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Did you hear about the man who swallowed his watch? He went to the doctor hoping he could give him something to help pass the time.
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A man is standing on the side of the road, waiting to cross, when another man stands alongside him, the first man says, " I have been waiting to cross here for ages, its impossible to cross " the second man says, “there is a zebra crossing up the road”, he said, “I hope he is having better luck than I am”.
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People keep telling me they hope Kenny never has kids. I don’t think that’s a worry. His mom is much too old to get pregnant.
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What does the man say about his baby sister lydia? "I hope she electricutes herself!’