Joke 1# ’ Knock Knock ’ Whos there? ’ Pastur ’ Pastur who? ’ Past ur bedtime ".

Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.

Joke 3# Your momas so fat when she stepped on the weigh it said, " I asked for your weigh not you phone number. "

What do you say to a fat Asian? you got more chins then a Chinese phone book

“You look like you’ve lost some weight.”

“Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”

When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.