%%Rules of Dark humor:

All subject matter can be used, nothing is off limits.

No saying “Me” or “My Life” as a joke. Nobody finds those funny. We want actual good and meaningful jokes.

Don’t Repeat Previously Posted Jokes. If you are saying the same joke that the person right before you posted you are just begging for attention and nobody by any means likes that. I will add more in the future and be frequent on this site.

Sincerely, Zane

Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing

Thankfully I’m still alive because I fail at everything in life.

As a child, my mother always told me she was going horse riding. My whole life change when I found out she was under the horse.